What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 01:26
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
When was the last time you had sex with someone much older than yourself?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Can we state Alia Bhatt as the most versatile actress in Bollywood now?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can a meme heal what therapy can't?
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Can you share some of your favorite jokes that are not well-known but always make people laugh?
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried